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Three men died and went to Heaven....

Posted By: Bill_Grant

Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 02:49 PM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season, 'Saint Peter said' You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.
'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow,
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols."
Posted By: Raw Kryptonite

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 03:14 PM

LOL
May be stealing that one.
Posted By: BlueHeron

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 03:24 PM

Me too! biggrin
Posted By: Chucky

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 03:44 PM

Great one Bill smile
Posted By: David Kennard

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 06:08 PM

but . . . but . . .did he get in?

my boss is already forwarding this one on smile
Posted By: RSColonel_131st

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/05/17 09:24 PM

LOL biggrin

Also, not sure I've appreciated your signature yet. Love it.
Posted By: Docjonel

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/06/17 03:12 AM

My dad told me that one just two days ago! And I know he doesn't frequent this site. How odd...
Posted By: coasty

Re: Three men died and went to Heaven.... - 12/06/17 10:44 PM

LOL!
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