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Posted By: kaa

Joke - 12/03/17 11:21 AM

A man is talking with his ex wife new husband:

- How do you feel with your second hand ?

- Oh great ! that was a bargain ! Beyond the first 2 inches everything was brand new.
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 02:33 PM

I think something got lost in translation from French to English. 😊
Posted By: KraziKanuK

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
I think something got lost in translation from French to English. 😊


Not really as the first husband was not well endowed.
Posted By: kaa

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 03:21 PM

Ouch ! thank you ! I must work on it a little bit, please enlight me: where is the part that is obviously un-understandable ?
Posted By: NH2112

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 03:57 PM

I got it LOL
Posted By: PanzerMeyer

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 04:26 PM

Ok never mind. I get it now. I'm a bit slow this morning.
Posted By: Pooch

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 05:09 PM

There is a problem in the translation. The sentence, "What does it make to be with a second-hand ?" doesn't quite make sense to me.
Posted By: kaa

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Pooch
There is a problem in the translation. The sentence, "What does it make to be with a second-hand ?" doesn't quite make sense to me.


Yes, a barbarism coming directly from the French ...I should have written something like "How do you feel with your second hand ?"
Posted By: NH2112

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 06:51 PM

Context, a man is talking with his ex-wife’s new husband in the first sentence.
Posted By: kaa

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by NH2112
Context, a man is talking with his ex-wife’s new husband in the first sentence.


Edited thank you !
Posted By: - Ice

Re: Joke - 12/03/17 11:48 PM

The one I heard goes like this:

Justin Beiber was talking to Selena Gomez's new boyfriend:
Justin - so, how does it feel playing with used goods?
BF - it's alright man.... after the first two inches, everything feels as good as new!
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