Climate Change

I’m convinced that the Argus engine on my Jasta’s Halberstadts are what started climate change.

Nowi

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Engineers at the Halberstädter Flugzeugwerke knew that extensive use of the Argus As II engine would eventually lead to severe changes in the Earth’s climate as they had been made fully aware of this fact in the spring of 1915 by visiting extraterrestrials from the planet Vogsphere in the Tredegar Nebula. The decision was made at that time to move ahead with the power plant anyway, due in large part to assurances made by the aforementioned ETs that any resultant climate changes could be easily rendered moot by the implementation of certain Vogon technologies at an appropriate future time. Such time has not yet arrived, though it would appear to be pending. Just pray that the Vogons don’t read you some of their poetry at that juncture.

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Vogsphere...

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AP, I see you know where your towel is, you are clearly a man to be reckoned with. Mine is a lovely dark green with slightly lighter green horizontal stripes on either end, and is always kept within arm's length, never know when you might need it. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to brew a nice hot cup of tea and fire up my Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain, I've a cocktail party to attend later and I want to be ready.

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Just don't forget to shut the hyperspace gate or your Arcturan Mega Donkey might get out.

Oh, and this is now a Hitch-hiker thread.

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"Oh no, not again."

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Are you having some problems with your lifestyle?

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Well --- yes. But I haven't had my entire battle fleet accidentally swallowed by a small dog, so I shan't complain.

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