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#4035931 - 11/14/14 04:48 PM Grass Simulator  
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/331200/

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Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS! Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass.


What's next? 'Watching Paint Dry Simulator'?


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#4035932 - 11/14/14 04:51 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#4035936 - 11/14/14 04:54 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Same reason as that rock simulator a while back, fools and their money are easily parted.


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#4035937 - 11/14/14 04:55 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Originally Posted By: Desert Eagle
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331200/

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Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS! Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass.


What's next? 'Watching Paint Dry Simulator'?


I have friends in the Turf Grass Management program here at NC State. I'll have to pass it on to them. You know, as a teaching aid and stuff.


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#4035942 - 11/14/14 05:10 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I thought this would be a game where you get to play as either Cheech or Chong.


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#4035956 - 11/14/14 06:07 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I saw this too the other day. What's wrong with folks and what world am I living in? There's other more worthy projects out there that didn't get greenlit then absolute trash like this does!?!!? Wonder how much money the gooftards putting this out will end up getting.

Steam needs a common sense filter to weed out the grass simulators from their store.


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#4035976 - 11/14/14 06:34 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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It is a tongue in cheek game. Which I do not have a problem with. However, the obvious lack of effort is astonishing. Everything from the paragraph long run on sentences in the description, to the clear lack of development time for the game. The quality is about equal to a crappy mod yet it is being sold for $10. Had they put some effort and development time into a comedy/purposely stupid game I could see the point. Although I would never waste my own money on such a game.

#4035980 - 11/14/14 06:37 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Any guesses on what the production budget was for the game? I'll say about $500 max.


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#4035985 - 11/14/14 06:46 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Originally Posted By: Desert Eagle
What's next? 'Watching Paint Dry Simulator'?



#4036002 - 11/14/14 07:23 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I should have known! duh


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#4036224 - 11/15/14 11:18 AM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Doesn't a member by the name of Coasty here have a grass-cutting business? He should do a review of this for SimHQ.



#4036288 - 11/15/14 03:16 PM Re: Grass Simulator [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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We shouldn't do that to him.


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