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#4486178 - 08/14/19 01:49 PM Final Request  
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are due to be executed on the same day.

The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.
The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be
mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.
He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

"That you kill me first."


~Bill

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#4486179 - 08/14/19 01:52 PM Re: Final Request [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Ha! Good one.

I don't think that song even qualifies as "Country" does it?


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4486222 - 08/14/19 06:47 PM Re: Final Request [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Leave out the biker and the punch line could be:

Warden, "Is that you're favorite song?"
Prisoner. "Nope. I just figure I won't mind dyin' so much if I'm listenin' to that."


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