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#4473972 - 05/13/19 09:22 PM Random musing.  
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The most satisfying surface to write or draw on is with ball point pen on a banana.
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#4473973 - 05/13/19 09:39 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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Do you label your bananas for the week ?


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#4473978 - 05/13/19 10:06 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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They have bananas in Sweden??

wink


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#4473980 - 05/13/19 10:14 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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you're right - i found out about that as a kid. as a left handed writer i also appreciated that many (most?) ink types don't smudge once you've written them on bananas either. i say paper is out, bananas are in.

#4474047 - 05/14/19 02:05 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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Two I learned from Charles Schulz's "Peanuts":

You can't get any distance throwing potato chips (excluding vertical distance when thrown from elevated positions).
You can't fold a fresh potato chip.


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#4474049 - 05/14/19 02:12 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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#4474051 - 05/14/19 02:22 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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Why doesn't Austria have a navy?







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#4474064 - 05/14/19 04:08 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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#4474068 - 05/14/19 04:36 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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#4474081 - 05/14/19 06:17 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Why doesn't Austria have a navy?







wink

Ahem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Hungarian_Navy


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#4474082 - 05/14/19 06:21 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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One from Janitor on "Scrubs":

Why is Lake Titicaca not full of boobs and poop?


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#4474084 - 05/14/19 06:26 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Alicatt]  
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Originally Posted by Alicatt
Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
Why doesn't Austria have a navy?







wink

Ahem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austro-Hungarian_Navy


Ahem, I was referring to current day Austria. wink


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#4474087 - 05/14/19 06:30 PM Re: Random musing. [Re: Immermann]  
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Their military floated the idea to lawmakers, PM. But it never got off the ground. exitstageleft


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