I met my buddy Bill for lunch on Monday. As he got out of his truck he looked at me and said, "Drew, you have two black eyes?" How did you get two black eyes???
I said " At Church on Sunday".
He said, " How the Heck did you get two black eyes at Church on Sunday?"
I said, " Well.... it was during praise and Worship, we were all standing up singin and the Holy Spirit was moving and I noticed the lady in front of me, her butt was eating her dress. So... I reached out and pulled it out and.. she turned around a socked me."
Bill scratched his head for a minute and said, " Yea, ... but you have two black eyes???"
I shook my head in agreement and said, " well... I figured I must have upset her so... I put it back."
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