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#4456777 - 01/10/19 05:20 PM This dieting thing....  
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Look, I have decided that I'll never get down to my original weight.

And I am okay with that.

Honestly, 7lbs 4oz is just not realistic at my age.


~Bill

It's funny how drinking 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee goes down like a chubby kid on the seesaw!
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#4456785 - 01/10/19 05:44 PM Re: This dieting thing.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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**double groan**


You're striking out more than a Florida Marlins player today!


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#4456789 - 01/10/19 06:30 PM Re: This dieting thing.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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SimHQ is a tough crowd! A very discerning taste for only the best jokes.
Y'all are always wanting Prime Rib, but sometimes all I have is a bowl of mixed olives.
You can't imagine all the jokes I look at, and evaluate before displaying them in this forum.
So much thought and care goes into putting up a joke. There is lots of pressure!
One does not take lightly the job of Humorist. (Humourist for you King's English types)
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~Bill

It's funny how drinking 8 glasses of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee goes down like a chubby kid on the seesaw!
#4456791 - 01/10/19 06:49 PM Re: This dieting thing.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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You've redeemed yourself with that last post Bill. smile


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#4456804 - 01/10/19 08:47 PM Re: This dieting thing.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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that got a double chuckle, I read it to my wife...


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