SimHQ is a tough crowd! A very discerning taste for only the best jokes.
Y'all are always wanting Prime Rib, but sometimes all I have is a bowl of mixed olives.
You can't imagine all the jokes I look at, and evaluate before displaying them in this forum.
So much thought and care goes into putting up a joke. There is lots of pressure!
One does not take lightly the job of Humorist. (Humourist for you King's English types)