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#4451382 - 12/01/18 09:15 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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Playing too much WOFF when while stalking deer in the woods you look for the “L” key so you know there is a 160 class 5 year old buck at 200 yards. Just over the hill out of your sight.

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#4451392 - 12/01/18 10:52 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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MFair... wouldn't that be great? It would work for turkeys, too!

#4451419 - 12/02/18 04:25 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: MFair]  
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Or when you've shot the deer, gutted, cleaned, hanged, and butchered it, and you have 150 pounds of prime venison in the freezer, but you're pretty sure your claim will be denied because you were hunting alone.

#4451426 - 12/02/18 09:07 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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When you know just how much to "aim off" to hit a kangaroo on the run from the back of a ute doing 80.


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#4451464 - 12/02/18 03:48 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Raine]  
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Originally Posted by Raine
Or when you've shot the deer, gutted, cleaned, hanged, and butchered it, and you have 150 pounds of prime venison in the freezer, but you're pretty sure your claim will be denied because you were hunting alone.

And the game warden cites you with a fine because your 'virtual tag' isn't valid!

#4451466 - 12/02/18 03:49 PM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Ace_Pilto]  
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Originally Posted by Ace_Pilto
When you know just how much to "aim off" to hit a kangaroo on the run from the back of a ute doing 80.

Dingos would be even tougher, right? lol

#4451512 - 12/03/18 12:09 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: Nowi]  
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When you've replaced maple syrup with castor oil on your pancakes... because it just seems right .


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#4452020 - 12/06/18 12:48 AM Re: You’ve been playing too much WOFF when (feel free to add) [Re: OvStachel]  
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Originally Posted by OvStachel
When you've replaced maple syrup with castor oil on your pancakes... because it just seems right .


Just think... castor oil was considered punishment for little kids back in the day. No wonder I still like flying glow fuel powered RC model airplanes! Mmmmmmm.... the aroma of burnt castor oil!

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