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#4447217 - 11/06/18 02:38 PM Happy Election Day!  
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Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes I don't wear anymore. I want to donate them."

Husband: "Why do you want to donate them? Just throw them away."

Wife: "There are poor starving people, who might need some clothes that weren't worn a lot."

Husband: "Women who fit in your clothes are not starving."

And then the fight started.....

~Bill

In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4447219 - 11/06/18 02:47 PM Re: Happy Election Day! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I knew right away where the joke was going but I still cracked up. smile

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4447220 - 11/06/18 02:57 PM Re: Happy Election Day! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Great one Bill! hahaha

EV's are the Devils matchbox.
#4447229 - 11/06/18 03:47 PM Re: Happy Election Day! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Yep for sure a winner M8

Russ
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