#4416009 - 04/12/18 01:44 PM
My favorite Animal
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Bill_Grant
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4416018 - 04/12/18 02:55 PM
Re: My favorite Animal
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cichlidfan
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#4416023 - 04/12/18 03:31 PM
Re: My favorite Animal
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DM
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The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy.
"They might look the same, but they don't taste the same."
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#4416027 - 04/12/18 04:04 PM
Re: My favorite Animal
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cichlidfan
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The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy. Not in this house. I will eat almost anything but haggis is just not going to happen.
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#4416043 - 04/12/18 06:20 PM
Re: My favorite Animal
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RedToo
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The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy. and neeps.
My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9eeAlways take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016. Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
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#4416107 - 04/13/18 09:58 AM
Re: My favorite Animal
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BD-123
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Old Scroat
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Naunton Beauchamp Worcestershi...
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"Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye worthy o' a grace As lang's my arm."
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Exodus
by RedOneAlpha. 04/18/24 05:46 PM
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