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#4416009 - 04/12/18 01:44 PM My favorite Animal  
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...


~Bill

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#4416010 - 04/12/18 01:50 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Lmao.

My favorite animal? The Angus cow.

You don’t need to ask why.


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#4416018 - 04/12/18 02:55 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4416023 - 04/12/18 03:31 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy.


"They might look the same, but they don't taste the same."
#4416027 - 04/12/18 04:04 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: DM]  
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Originally Posted by DM
The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy.


Not in this house. I will eat almost anything but haggis is just not going to happen.


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#4416029 - 04/12/18 04:28 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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"What exactly is in haggis?"


"Don't ask".


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#4416037 - 04/12/18 05:36 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Yeah, it gets kind of annoying when non-Filipinos ask what's in [Filipino food]. I just ask them
"is it delicious?"
"yeah!!"
"then don't ask!"


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#4416043 - 04/12/18 06:20 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: DM]  
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Originally Posted by DM
The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy.


and neeps.


My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9ee

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Bertrand Russell, 1872 - 1970.
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanour. Robert A. Heinlein, 1907 - 1988.
#4416064 - 04/12/18 09:53 PM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: DM]  
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Originally Posted by DM
The Scottish haggis, a reclusive creature, is delicious with mashed potatoes & gravy.

Wrapped myself round one at lunchtime today, great to be back home in Scotland and plenty of free-range Haggis wink


Chlanna nan con thigibh a so's gheibh sibh feoil
Sons of the hound come here and get flesh
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#4416091 - 04/13/18 02:58 AM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4416107 - 04/13/18 09:58 AM Re: My favorite Animal [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm."


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