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#4410556 - 03/14/18 04:52 PM The Wise Italian Grandfather.....  
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(Maybe a repost, but I can't find it so read it again! biggrin )


Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?


~Bill

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I am hilarious.
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#4410562 - 03/14/18 05:47 PM Re: The Wise Italian Grandfather..... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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