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#4410552 - 03/14/18 04:47 PM Irish Blonde...  
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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, .... but all men...are men!


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#4410553 - 03/14/18 04:48 PM Re: Irish Blonde... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Brilliant biggrin

#4410554 - 03/14/18 04:48 PM Re: Irish Blonde... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Haha!! Keep 'em coming!


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#4410563 - 03/14/18 05:49 PM Re: Irish Blonde... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4410582 - 03/14/18 10:22 PM Re: Irish Blonde... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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that would surely work!


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#4410614 - 03/15/18 04:06 AM Re: Irish Blonde... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Reminds me of Jeff Probst of the TV series survivor retelling the story about the girls deciding to strip to win the challenge early in the series run. All the camera guys went for the low shot so nobody got a full view or a topside view on camera.
So yeah guys will be guys. biggrin


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