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#4409648 - 03/08/18 05:46 PM A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi...  
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.

The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”


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#4409650 - 03/08/18 05:48 PM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL!! Good one.


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#4409659 - 03/08/18 06:37 PM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4409683 - 03/08/18 08:30 PM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Another good one.


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#4409701 - 03/08/18 11:01 PM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4409723 - 03/09/18 02:11 AM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Good one Bill can always count on you fro a laugh


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#4409724 - 03/09/18 02:13 AM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL, thanks for the laugh.

#4409887 - 03/10/18 03:04 AM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Pure Gold, Bill -- Thanks for the chuckle! biggrin

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#4409920 - 03/10/18 09:00 AM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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The wives of a Catholic, Protestant and Jewish faiths had all got new cars from their husbands, so the Protestant wife get's the local minister to come and baptise her car, and seeing this the Catholic wife goes to the priest and gets him to bless her car and sprinkle it with holy water.
Not to be out done by the other two she gets the mechanic to cut an inch off the car's exhaust.


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#4409970 - 03/10/18 07:44 PM Re: A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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lol X 2


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