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#4405880 - 02/18/18 03:53 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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A retired seamstress decides to re-enter the workforce to augment her income. She goes to work at a factory which produces the "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. On her first day, her boss describes what she'll be doing and sends her off on her way, saying he'd check in on her later in the day.

That afternoon, he heads over to check on her...and, to his shock, sees that she is sewing two tiny red furry balls on each doll that comes off the line.

He shouts, "No, no...I said TWO TEST TICKLES"


Bada-boom. Sorry, couldn't resist. biggrin

#4405881 - 02/18/18 03:55 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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#4405882 - 02/18/18 03:56 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Owww wow. The horror...the horror.
Guess next time I’ll just hope I go down like a huge flaming meteorite from the heavens after being jumped out of the clouds or something.

#4405884 - 02/18/18 04:01 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Originally Posted by DukeIronHand
Owww wow. The horror...the horror.
Guess next time I’ll just hope I go down like a huge flaming meteorite from the heavens after being jumped out of the clouds or something.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL Sorry, mate, for stealing your thread...please ignore me. And all this other lot, while you're at it biggrin

#4405886 - 02/18/18 04:05 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Following Fullofit's lead, I've just created a new French pilot for testing my Belfort mod: Capitaine Cheque d'Yambag.

OK, now you can ignore. biggrin

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#4405887 - 02/18/18 04:05 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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And always remember to check your six. (Why do I have only two?)


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4405890 - 02/18/18 04:10 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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You need to drink more. When you see six you'll know you're there.

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#4405891 - 02/18/18 04:12 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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#4405892 - 02/18/18 04:13 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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The problem is that when I'm "there", I can't count.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4405893 - 02/18/18 04:17 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Fullofit, is it that you can't count or that you can't keep track of what you've counted. If it's the latter then do what I do and get a magic marker, that way you can make a tick as you go along.

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#4405900 - 02/18/18 04:32 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Lou, that is another problem. The ticks are already there. And they’re jumping around.


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4405904 - 02/18/18 04:38 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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I didn't say it was a perfect solution.

#4405905 - 02/18/18 04:40 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Perfect Solution:

Add 1 part vodka.

Drink.

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#4405907 - 02/18/18 04:46 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Provided it is Absolut, I agree, a perfect solution.

Fullofit, to your tick problem, on further thought it occurs to me that you may want to see a doctor.

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#4405908 - 02/18/18 04:50 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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I usually fly a guy until 'the end'! I recently had a guy make it to the Armistice after a two month career so that was exciting!

#4405916 - 02/18/18 05:12 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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I generally jump around so if my Campaign guy is wnd, I can still fly WOFF.

#4405924 - 02/18/18 05:53 PM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: RAF_Louvert]  
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Originally Posted by RAF_Louvert
. Fullofit, to your tick problem, on further thought it occurs to me that you may want to see a doctor.

Yes, but will she want to see me?


"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."
#4406214 - 02/20/18 12:12 AM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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Yea. I feel myself wavering. As a Yank - even if half my family is from Germany the other half is English - I’m going to have to add a 56 Squadron career. Miss the Se5, 56 Squadron, the whole ambience of a Squadron I know very well.
Two! No more. Promise. Really...

#4407932 - 02/28/18 01:42 AM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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I usually do one pilot for Britain, France and Germany. My pilots usually “go west” well before the end of the war, the furthest I’ve reached is 8 months Konrad Fuchs Jasta 5 14 victories with IC 1& 2 03/1917 to 11/1917. I keep to only one squadron, not transfering. I’ll probably try my next batch of new pilots with some transfers thrown in to vary things up a bit. If my current pilot for 66 Sqdn survives as long as Konrad did I may transfer him to Home Defense for a spell to intercept Zepplins or Gothas then return him to Flanders after the great German Offensive in 1918 & roll the dice from there.

#4407973 - 02/28/18 09:15 AM Re: Do you fly one career (plane type) exclusively? [Re: DukeIronHand]  
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