#4400733 - 01/18/18 02:42 PM
Joke: The lady at the Pharmacy
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Bill_Grant
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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4401339 - 01/22/18 08:23 AM
Re: Joke: The lady at the Pharmacy
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Immermann
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SimHQ's resident fire enthusiast.
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Hm, a former friend tried to kill his ex with cyanide, Uragan ( Czech word for hurricane or cyclone... B...). Anyway, the #%&*$# failed three times and offed himself in the holding cell waiting for transport to prison.
We had ended our friendship some 10 years earlier when we found out he'd been beating and threatening his girlfriend at the time.
Good riddance!
Last edited by Immermann; 01/22/18 08:24 AM.
"When I saw The Matrix at a local theatre in Slovenia, I had the unique opportunity of sitting close to the ideal spectator of the film - namely, to an idiot." - Slavoj Zizek
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#4402362 - 01/29/18 08:09 AM
Re: Joke: The lady at the Pharmacy
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Skater
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Very funny Bill. LOL
-Skater
"As Iron Sharpens Iron, so does a friend sharpen a friend." Proverbs 27:17 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female, for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:28 Never, ever, underestimate the ability of people to discount Occam's Razor. - Dart "I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." - Grover Norquist
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#4402376 - 01/29/18 11:58 AM
Re: Joke: The lady at the Pharmacy
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oldgrognard
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Nice to hear from you Skater.
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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