The manager of a large box mart gets a report that either support managers, Jack and Jill, must be let go in order to make budget next year. He is hesitant as they are solid performers and well liked by the associates in the store.
"Make it easier and fire the one that comes in late today", alas they came in early.
"Maybe when someone takes a long coffee break", lo they took only their twenty
"When I catch them goofing off, that's when", but they worked their departments hard
"Fine, the first to leave early gets to go", yet they stayed a few minutes late to tidy up their departments.
Frustrated, the manager called Jill to his office and told her" I'm sorry bu t I don't know if I should lay you or Jack off."
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD JACK OFF BECAUSE I"M GOING HOME!"
