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#4395849 - 12/20/17 01:32 PM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: Haggart]  
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There was once a lonely sheep herder who was bored and suddenly called out " Wolf! Wolf!". The villagers came running with weapons to beat off the wolf but since they only saw the herder laughing, they warned him and marched back to their chores. The next day, "Wolf! Wolf!" was heard and the villagers came marching but again saw laughing herder. They warned him not to abuse his position but the after a few more false cries, the villagers stopped coming and the herder is no longer lonely.

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#4395867 - 12/20/17 02:53 PM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: Chucky]  
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Originally Posted by Chucky
I don't know what make of wellies you use BD-123,but the ones I have don't allow you to put a sheep's leg in there as well as your own.


That's what the Velcro gloves are for.

#4395903 - 12/20/17 06:02 PM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: Haggart]  
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"Hey Wullie, heard you got a new girl friend, who is she?"

"Aye, Baaaarbaarah"

It's also made me wonder about that old Scottish highland family name... Eweing wink


Chlanna nan con thigibh a so's gheibh sibh feoil
Sons of the hound come here and get flesh
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#4396392 - 12/23/17 10:56 AM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: Haggart]  
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Apparently you should take them to the edge of a cliff so they push back better.... exitstageleft


"When I saw The Matrix at a local theatre in Slovenia, I had the unique opportunity of sitting close to the ideal spectator of the film - namely, to an idiot." - Slavoj Zizek
#4396397 - 12/23/17 11:59 AM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: Immermann]  
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Originally Posted by letterboy1
I "heard" from a "friend" that the secret is to get them close to a cliff and then they actually push back against you.

Originally Posted by Immermann
Apparently you should take them to the edge of a cliff so they push back better.... exitstageleft


"apparently" biggrin biggrin biggrin


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#4397187 - 12/28/17 05:08 PM Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ? [Re: - Ice]  
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Have ye no heard of american wire fences lad?


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