#4395657 - 12/19/17 04:41 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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'The real ones run away' Not if you tuck their rear legs in your wellington boots they can't.
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#4395668 - 12/19/17 04:56 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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I don't know what make of wellies you use BD-123,but the ones I have don't allow you to put a sheep's leg in there as well as your own.
Last edited by Chucky; 12/19/17 10:07 PM. Reason: spelling
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#4395711 - 12/19/17 07:28 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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Thats what the buckles on the side of green wellies are for.
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#4395713 - 12/19/17 07:38 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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'The real ones run away' Not if you tuck their rear legs in your wellington boots they can't. Can I make a U-turn? Mate, once I get their hind legs in me wellies I can make them do almost anything
Chlanna nan con thigibh a so's gheibh sibh feoil Sons of the hound come here and get flesh Clan Cameron
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#4395720 - 12/19/17 08:05 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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In spoiler in case it offends.... In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheep lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.
The Welsh method is still preferred in New Zealand and parts of Australia today.
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#4395727 - 12/19/17 08:31 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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Time for this oldie. Do you know why the Scots wear kilts? Answer: because sheep can hear zippers.
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#4395740 - 12/19/17 09:20 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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I "heard" from a "friend" that the secret is to get them close to a cliff and then they actually push back against you.
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
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#4395744 - 12/19/17 09:36 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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letterboy takes the new crown - congratulations you sick puppy !
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#4395763 - 12/19/17 11:12 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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It's the old joke about the historian going to a small British town, documenting oral histories. In a pub he sees an old man sitting by himself, drinking beer after beer and staring wistfully out the window. The academic grabs two beers and sits down across from him.
The old man starts in as soon as he settles in the chair.
"I rebuilt the bridge across the stream there. They could have called me Billy the bridge builder.
"I repaired the church steeple. They could have called me William the Steeple Man.
"There's not a thing in this village I haven't fixed or built with my own two hands in my life. They could have called me anything after that.
"But f--- just one sheep...."
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4395768 - 12/19/17 11:51 PM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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This is a truly scary thread, IMHO.
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#4395829 - 12/20/17 10:30 AM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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#4395833 - 12/20/17 11:40 AM
Re: Who Needs Expensive Blow-Up Dolls ?
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Chatting to the farmer next door one day on a dog walk, I asked him why he didn't plough one corner of the field we met in. 'Because that's a sacred place; where I lost my virginity!' says he. 'I be going at it balls-deep when her mother put her head over t'hedge'
'Good grief!,' sez I, 'what did she say?
'BAAAA!' says he.
Genuine conversation, though after winding up this townie, he explained that he didn't plough it as it was an area left for ground-nesting birds.
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Exodus
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