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#4392920 - 12/03/17 11:21 AM Joke  
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A man is talking with his ex wife new husband:

- How do you feel with your second hand ?

- Oh great ! that was a bargain ! Beyond the first 2 inches everything was brand new.

Last edited by kaa; 12/03/17 07:20 PM. Reason: Wrongly translated .

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#4392960 - 12/03/17 02:33 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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I think something got lost in translation from French to English. 😊

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#4392970 - 12/03/17 03:19 PM Re: Joke [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted by PanzerMeyer
I think something got lost in translation from French to English. 😊


Not really as the first husband was not well endowed.


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#4392971 - 12/03/17 03:21 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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Ouch ! thank you ! I must work on it a little bit, please enlight me: where is the part that is obviously un-understandable ?

Last edited by kaa; 12/03/17 03:22 PM.

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#4392974 - 12/03/17 03:57 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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I got it LOL


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#4392979 - 12/03/17 04:26 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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Ok never mind. I get it now. I'm a bit slow this morning.


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#4392986 - 12/03/17 05:09 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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There is a problem in the translation. The sentence, "What does it make to be with a second-hand ?" doesn't quite make sense to me.


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#4392994 - 12/03/17 05:53 PM Re: Joke [Re: Pooch]  
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Originally Posted by Pooch
There is a problem in the translation. The sentence, "What does it make to be with a second-hand ?" doesn't quite make sense to me.


Yes, a barbarism coming directly from the French ...I should have written something like "How do you feel with your second hand ?"


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#4393004 - 12/03/17 06:51 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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Context, a man is talking with his ex-wife’s new husband in the first sentence.


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#4393009 - 12/03/17 07:21 PM Re: Joke [Re: NH2112]  
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Originally Posted by NH2112
Context, a man is talking with his ex-wife’s new husband in the first sentence.


Edited thank you !


"Anyone can shoot you down if you don't see him coming but it takes a wonderfully good Hun to bag a Camel if you're expecting him."
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#4393046 - 12/03/17 11:48 PM Re: Joke [Re: kaa]  
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The one I heard goes like this:

Justin Beiber was talking to Selena Gomez's new boyfriend:
Justin - so, how does it feel playing with used goods?
BF - it's alright man.... after the first two inches, everything feels as good as new!


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