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#4389661 - 11/14/17 05:15 PM Joke: The Talking Clock  
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After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked..

'It's not a gong It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?'asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked,squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one anotherfor a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You DUMBASS! It's 3:15 in the MORNING!"


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- Gen Robert E. Lee

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#4389754 - 11/15/17 02:08 AM Re: Joke: The Talking Clock [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL love this one!

Robots are stealing my luggage.
#4389782 - 11/15/17 09:53 AM Re: Joke: The Talking Clock [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
#4389814 - 11/15/17 02:06 PM Re: Joke: The Talking Clock [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Always love your jokes, Bill!


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