A brunette and a blonde are having lunch. The brunette says "I went out last night and got really drunk." and then she confides, "And slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde looking a bit shocked says, "Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?!"
Oh sure. when Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clamshell, she is a goddess. But when I do it, I'm "a drunk" and no longer allowed in the museum.
Last night I was so toasted I decided to take the bus home. Now I am looking out the window, wondering where I got that bus from...