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#4359239 - 05/24/17 05:02 PM Having a bad morning - Joke  
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This morning I got beat up by a busty woman on the elevator.

I was staring at her breasts as she got on.
She politely asked "Would you please press one?"

So I did. I don't remember much after that.

~Bill

In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4359240 - 05/24/17 05:11 PM Re: Having a bad morning - Joke [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Pressed the wrong one Bill should have pressed the other one or both..two choices and you goofed

Russ
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#4359325 - 05/24/17 11:34 PM Re: Having a bad morning - Joke [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL

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#4359347 - 05/25/17 02:22 AM Re: Having a bad morning - Joke [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Try that in my elevators, Them old ladies would would want more. thumbsup

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#4359546 - 05/26/17 09:37 AM Re: Having a bad morning - Joke [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Reminded me of this:



yep

Stupidity is invincible.

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