#4353912 - 04/27/17 01:48 PM
Joke: I'm feeling philisophical today...
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I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “ Sag Harbor .”
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4353929 - 04/27/17 02:39 PM
Re: Joke: I'm feeling philisophical today...
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cichlidfan
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Thanks Bill. That was good for several laughs this morning.
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#4353941 - 04/27/17 03:19 PM
Re: Joke: I'm feeling philisophical today...
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Raw Kryptonite
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I mentally read that in a Rodney Dangerfield voice. Classic!
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#4353944 - 04/27/17 03:31 PM
Re: Joke: I'm feeling philisophical today...
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I mentally read that in a Rodney Dangerfield voice. Classic! Same thought.
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