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#4352542 - 04/21/17 02:04 PM Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans...  
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Bubba and Bobby Ray were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle held on that day.They bought five tickets each at five dollars a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize, Bobby Ray won 1st prize, a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce along with some extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Bobby Ray how he liked his prize, to which Bobby Ray replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's the that toilet brush?"
Bubba replied " Not so good, I reckon I'm going to have to go back to paper."


~Bill

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#4352546 - 04/21/17 02:07 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL


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#4352585 - 04/21/17 03:17 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Joke? Isn't that reality? stirthepot


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#4352608 - 04/21/17 04:37 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Ouch!! biggrin


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#4352614 - 04/21/17 04:40 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4352647 - 04/21/17 06:02 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Bubba must be a Yankee transplant, toilet brushes wear out, real Texans use wire brushes.

#4352767 - 04/22/17 12:08 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Sunchaser]  
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Originally Posted by Sunchaser
Bubba must be a Yankee transplant, toilet brushes wear out, real Texans use wire brushes.


I thought it was Cactus.

#4352773 - 04/22/17 01:01 PM Re: Happy Friday! And now a joke about Texans... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Falstar, that used to be the case and is still so in more rural areas, like Dallas, but wire brushes are way easier to get hold of.


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