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#4351908 - 04/18/17 05:03 PM Best Infomerical Known to Man!  
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#4351910 - 04/18/17 05:14 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Lol! That was great.


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#4351912 - 04/18/17 05:26 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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This takes redneck repairs to a whole new level... smash

#4351916 - 04/18/17 05:40 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Wouldn't Red Green be happy.


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#4351918 - 04/18/17 05:43 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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LOL, very rare is the advertisment that's both entertaining and informative... would buy that stuff.

#4351920 - 04/18/17 05:44 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Damn tape racists!! Lol!! That was great.


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#4351921 - 04/18/17 05:46 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That is just filled with Yep, yep, yessir.


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#4351926 - 04/18/17 05:55 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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A big screen TV that feeds you nachos while you fart..... there's a market for that!


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#4351937 - 04/18/17 06:33 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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excellent


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#4351939 - 04/18/17 06:38 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Archie, I thought for sure you would have picked up on the Red Green comment.


Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
#4351947 - 04/18/17 07:13 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Aaaand that's a wrap


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#4351948 - 04/18/17 07:22 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: oldgrognard]  
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Originally Posted by oldgrognard
Archie, I thought for sure you would have picked up on the Red Green comment.


Newfies make Red Green look like Einstein. winkngrin


There was only 16 squadrons of RAF fighters that used 100 octane during the BoB.
The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed.
There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
#4351953 - 04/18/17 07:57 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Alicatt]  
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Originally Posted by Alicatt
Aaaand that's a wrap


No, Sir! That thar is "FiberFix" -- were you not payin' 'tension, son? neaner biggrin


Hilarious, Bill -- thanks for the belly-laugh.


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#4351958 - 04/18/17 08:28 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Just had to watch that until the end. Smokin' hot wife indeed!


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#4352021 - 04/19/17 02:31 AM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I think these guys must have done the Squatty Potty and Unicorn Gold commercials.


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#4352070 - 04/19/17 01:02 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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How long before someone sues for false advertising that it isn't as strong as steel, like the guys that won a civil suit against Red Bull because it didn't give them wings?

v6,
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#4352074 - 04/19/17 01:23 PM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I got the Red Green joke OG smile actually a good friend of mine who nows in Peterborough Ont went to school with Red ( aka Steve Smith }

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#4352237 - 04/20/17 02:46 AM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I'd break things just to use that stuff!


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#4352240 - 04/20/17 03:35 AM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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I've got some but haven't had need of it yet. I wasn't sure it would be as good as the box claims, but now I'm going to have to break something to find out.


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#4353558 - 04/26/17 04:51 AM Re: Best Infomerical Known to Man! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Pretty cool but I wish they would have actually attempted to drive the red car after it rolled down the hill. biggrin


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