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#4319934 - 12/15/16 12:43 AM Things You wouldn't Hear  
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In the wake of a ton of posts from people taking this whole DCS saga far too seriously, regarding a self censoring "company" that takes themselves far too seriously....In the UK we have a program called "Mock the Week", within that program there's a hilarious section called "Things You wouldn't Hear"....so....:

Things You wouldn't Hear from Eagle Dynamics....I'll go first...ahem..:

"It's finished"

Inline advert (2nd and 3rd post)

#4319938 - 12/15/16 12:48 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319943 - 12/15/16 01:12 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319970 - 12/15/16 04:09 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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DCS Kickstarter
Wags July 2014 "In this July 2014 update, the primary news is in regards to the restructured backer rewards. After a careful review of the older system under RRG, we found it financially unattainable."
Wags October 2017 "the investment vs. generated revenue has been excellent for the World War II aircraft. In fact, the P-51D Mustang has twice the cost effectiveness of the A-10C Warthog."
#4319982 - 12/15/16 06:56 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319986 - 12/15/16 07:52 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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"We're releasing this product ahead of schedule."

"We decided to stop all work on [Module X] in order to concentrate our efforts on getting [DCS Core] out the door quicker."

"This aircraft comes with it's own campaign."


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#4319987 - 12/15/16 08:18 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319988 - 12/15/16 08:33 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319989 - 12/15/16 09:52 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4319992 - 12/15/16 10:16 AM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4320004 - 12/15/16 12:17 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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hahaha

FFS, what happened to people who liked flight sims?

I'd suggest that a few of you go outside and take a deep breath, you know... think about life for a bit?

aroundthetree

#4320011 - 12/15/16 12:37 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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What is this, The Daily Bile? This forum is getting so tedious.

#4320016 - 12/15/16 01:05 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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The irony in all of this is that despite all the accusations that are put forward against ED of not learning from their mistakes, self-reflection is really not the strong point of the SimHQ DCS community themselves. It's quite amusing at times.

#4320018 - 12/15/16 01:06 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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just before I go Sobek, same applies to you

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#4320020 - 12/15/16 01:27 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: Sobek]  
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Originally Posted By: Sobek
The irony in all of this is that despite all the accusations that are put forward against ED of not learning from their mistakes, self-reflection is really not the strong point of the SimHQ DCS community themselves. It's quite amusing at times.

Yes it is amusing. What ED does is amusing too. Like watching laurel and hardy try to build a house. Unfortunately folk have paid laurel and hardy to build their simulator. Let them let off steam and don't take it so personally.


DCS Kickstarter
Wags July 2014 "In this July 2014 update, the primary news is in regards to the restructured backer rewards. After a careful review of the older system under RRG, we found it financially unattainable."
Wags October 2017 "the investment vs. generated revenue has been excellent for the World War II aircraft. In fact, the P-51D Mustang has twice the cost effectiveness of the A-10C Warthog."
#4320021 - 12/15/16 01:32 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: tagTaken2]  
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Originally Posted By: tagTaken2
hahaha

FFS, what happened to people who liked flight sims?

I'd suggest that a few of you go outside and take a deep breath, you know... think about life for a bit?

aroundthetree


Nothing happened to people who liked flight sims, we are still here, but able to
1. like flight sims
2. use critical thought to understand that it is NOT black and white (or so the simple folks believe) you might like flight sims but not like SOME of the decisions made by a producer of flight sims



Ferengi Rule of acquisition #1 Once you have their money ... never give it back.

#4320025 - 12/15/16 01:46 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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Back on topic
Things you won't hear from ED tomorrow
We are pleased to announce the early access release of the spitfire.


DCS Kickstarter
Wags July 2014 "In this July 2014 update, the primary news is in regards to the restructured backer rewards. After a careful review of the older system under RRG, we found it financially unattainable."
Wags October 2017 "the investment vs. generated revenue has been excellent for the World War II aircraft. In fact, the P-51D Mustang has twice the cost effectiveness of the A-10C Warthog."
#4320027 - 12/15/16 01:49 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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"Hands up, we didn't get that quite right"

I see that whilst many people are still talking about DCS, there are others more interested in talking about the people that play DCS.


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#4320028 - 12/15/16 01:50 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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#4320030 - 12/15/16 01:51 PM Re: Things You wouldn't Hear [Re: FartHog]  
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On the Eighth day God created Paratroopers and the Devil stood to attention.
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