#4299451 - 09/27/16 01:40 PM
Ooh I am going to get in trouble....
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Bill_Grant
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1. Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
2. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
3. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
4. Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
5. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
6. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
7. An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!
8. Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
~Bill
In my defense, I was left unsupervised...
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#4299523 - 09/27/16 05:45 PM
Re: Ooh I am going to get in trouble....
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Raw Kryptonite
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LOL I wish I could remember all of your jokes.
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#4299572 - 09/27/16 09:11 PM
Re: Ooh I am going to get in trouble....
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RedToo
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Here's another one:
My wife went missing last week. Today the police came round and told me to expect the worst so I went down to the charity shop and asked to have her clothes back.
My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9eeAlways take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016. Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
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#4299622 - 09/28/16 02:35 AM
Re: Ooh I am going to get in trouble....
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Man comes home to his girlfriend and says "here are some flowers for you dear" - she says "I suppose you now want me to spread my legs" - he yells, "what, you don't have vase"
"A time when America was great,,when the chrome was thick and the women were straight" - Micheal Savage
"If you really want to experience flight in this life then you have to strap a DC-3 to your ass." - Buffalo Joe McBryan President & Captain Buffalo Airways
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Exodus
by RedOneAlpha. 04/18/24 05:46 PM
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