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#4293074 - 09/02/16 07:07 PM Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!"  
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Possible meanings for WOFF "UE" - No, it's not a serious thread. biggrin

Unlimited Expansions! WOFF UE is like Windows 10. You pay OBD a service fee each year for endless updates & expansions, most of which need future patches just to fix the new problems the last expansion created. It also reminds you every 15 minutes when there is new stuff to be downloaded and doesn't really consider "no" a valid answer.

Ungodly Enemies! WOFF UE offers thinking AI that has been given 180 IQs, supreme air combat tactics training and Marksman level shooting skills...along with an actual thirst for player blood.

Ultimate Expansion! WOFF UE includes anything and everything that has to do with WWI, right down to the Arch Dukes
Car and individual names for all of the soldiers in the trenches - fully historically researched, of course. The downside is there will never be another single line of code written for WOFF again because its already all in there.

Unrealistic Expectations! It contains all previous Expansions and add-ons, plus everything you've ever wished for or wanted but didn't know it, perfectly refined in a mere 1 MB file with 1 click installation and configuration. Naturally this edition is free.

What are your thoughts folks? What could WOFF UE really mean?!?


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#4293075 - 09/02/16 07:10 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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I'll take either of the first two please...well better make it #2 as I am getting older.
This Ultimate is the version that I will need a 1 TB drive to hold it all right?

#4293084 - 09/02/16 07:33 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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Maybe Unabomber's Elation: the massive addon that gives us the explosive firepower every aspiring pyromaniac dreams of?


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#4293087 - 09/02/16 07:45 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: AceMedic88]  
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Originally Posted By: AceMedic88
Maybe Unabomber's Elation: the massive addon that gives us the explosive firepower every aspiring pyromaniac dreams of?


Free Manifesto included? wink


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#4293173 - 09/03/16 12:45 AM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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Hellshade, you left one out. How about Unending Excitement.


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#4293181 - 09/03/16 01:53 AM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4293257 - 09/03/16 01:33 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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OBD has managed to implement the Unreal Engine into WOFF. That means, you can now jump out of the Cockpit after a Crashlanding in Enemy Territory - and make your Way back Home on Foot...
or do some GTA-Style-Car-Jacking to speed Things up a little

#4293285 - 09/03/16 03:06 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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haha,those are all great. However, as I suspect you all truthully know, i think it will mean Ultimate Edition.


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#4293336 - 09/03/16 06:39 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4293345 - 09/03/16 07:35 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4293361 - 09/03/16 08:38 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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Because WOFF certainly tops the list of upper echelon games.

#4294484 - 09/08/16 04:33 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294503 - 09/08/16 05:57 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294524 - 09/08/16 06:39 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294527 - 09/08/16 06:45 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294593 - 09/08/16 10:28 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294616 - 09/08/16 11:34 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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#4294620 - 09/08/16 11:56 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: Hellshade]  
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Actually, it stands for "Unified Everything". Unbeknownst to most, the devs have been secretly working for decades to resolve Einstein's Theory of Relativity, exploring along the way such avenues as James Clerk Maxwell's Unified Field Theory and Stephen Hawking's Theory of Everything.

Why you ask? Quite straightforward really. By finally resolving Albert's theory the soon-to-be-completed WOFF UE will allow the player to actually go back in time and participate in the Great Air War firsthand, thus eliminating the need for those pesky expensive gaming systems and their continual upgrades. Initial beta testing has shown that not only does the dev's resolution work, but because it unifies everything including the multiverse, it allows you endless do-overs in the event you should die whilst engaged in combat. Quite brilliant really and an elegantly simple solution to all the current issues with WWI combat flight simulators. And at $39.95 a real bargain.

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#4294864 - 09/09/16 07:59 PM Re: Possible Meanings for WOFF "UE!" [Re: RAF_Louvert]  
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Originally Posted By: RAF_Louvert
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... UE will allow the player to actually go back in time and participate in the Great Air War firsthand, ...


sure would add a twist to the RiR and DiD campaigns...

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