My wife treated me to a very nice Cyberdyne Systems t-shirt as a consolation prize for wrecking the Nieuport, so I wore it today.

I was in WalMart and this older lady said, "Oh, Cyberdyne! My son Tom worked there! Come here, Tom!"

So her thirty something year old son comes over, wondering what's going on, and she goes on, saying "Look, Tom, he worked at Cyberdyne, too!"

"Hey, Tom, long time!" I immediately say, "I'm Frank, and you probably don't remember me because I did a lot of off-site testing. Help me out, did you work in the robotics or AI laboratories?"

"Network communications," he shoots back, shaking my hand like he recognizes me, "I though you looked familiar."

"Shame about the company, though," I continued, "If they'd of worked the bugs out, their products would have changed the world."

"Yep," Tom replies, trying to keep a straight face, "but they still might someday."

"Well, good seeing you, but I gotta run," I begged off and went on my way.

I'm just waiting for that to happen with my Nostromo crew tee.

Weyland-Yutani, serving all of mankind's iron ore (and bioweapons) needs!

... well played.

I want a Tyrell Corporation t-shirt that says "more human than human: that is our motto".

A Monsanto t-shirt with:

"We own your food. Soon we will own your offspring."

Yeah, nut then people will just think you are a White Zombie fan.

They do have patches that you can buy that say that though!

v6,
boNes

"Building better worlds...but not Earth."




The Jedi Master

I have a Cyberdyne sweatshirt too. But no one I know seems to know what is it about.

You need to wear it to a Big Bang Theory convention.

One of the finishing touches to the repairs on the Nieuport will be two corporate decals:

Aperture Science and the Umbrella Corporation.

Both are on their way via Amazon.

My plane (if I had one) would have Fontaine Futuristics and Ryan Industries decals.

You guys and your ed-u-me-cated jobs, I am just fine with my job here

Bah, nobody ever considered themselves a corporate citizen at a firm like that.*

Plus, I doubt you worked there; rumor has it you barely interviewed.

* Corporate citizenship. It's a thing large companies talk about. Seriously.

If I'm to be a citizen of a corporation, they better make stuff that is lethal. When the Corporate Wars begin, I do not want to be on the side of Vandelay, facing killer robots, portal guns, and zombie viruses with nothing but a realistically modeled dildo with which to defend myself.

*splutter*
Damn, you got me there.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

I thought I didn't hear right but yes...this old lady and baby fighting to the death!

Classic

Regards

Mailman

I work for the Spacing Guild, but I'm just one of those blokes that mop up the . . . er, liquid that comes out of the spice tank. Kind of like people in olden Earth times who scooped up horse poop from the streets.

I am the quintessential corporate outsider. I work outside the system from the inside.



The Jedi Master

What's it like being bald and wearing a black garbage bag?

So basically your job is to mop up...old spice?