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#4256491 - 05/05/16 02:22 PM Will I live to be 80??  
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said

He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a crap?'


~Bill

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#4256500 - 05/05/16 02:35 PM Re: Will I live to be 80?? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4256789 - 05/06/16 12:50 AM Re: Will I live to be 80?? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4256792 - 05/06/16 12:52 AM Re: Will I live to be 80?? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4257557 - 05/07/16 08:25 PM Re: Will I live to be 80?? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4257558 - 05/07/16 08:27 PM Re: Will I live to be 80?? [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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