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#4255145 - 05/02/16 04:39 PM Kindergarden spelling  
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Guy on another board posted this,

Results of my daughter's word scramble in kindergarten the other day:



duh


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The Fw190A could not fly with the outer cannon removed.
There was no Fw190A-8s flying with the JGs in 1945.
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#4255147 - 05/02/16 04:44 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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LOL. Have fun at the next PTA meeting biggrin


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#4255148 - 05/02/16 04:45 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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That's stupid. Even a child should know the correct answer is "sith".


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"...late afternoon the Air Tasking Order came in [and] we found the A-10 part and we said, "We are going where!? We are doing what!?"

Capt. Todd Sheehy, Hog pilot, on receiving orders during Operation Desert Storm

#4255149 - 05/02/16 04:45 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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I had to think for a minute as to what other word it could be. It reminded me of a jumble I saw with "STXBETU" as a clue.


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#4255150 - 05/02/16 04:45 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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So was it supposed to be "This" or "Hits". biggrin

Or maybe "Sith"? The teacher could be a Star Wars fan.

edit: DOH I was beaten by a German ninja!

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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4255158 - 05/02/16 05:04 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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LOL. biggrin

Reminds me of the South Park episode where Stan's father Randy is on a special live broadcast of Wheel of Fortune.

For the final puzzle, the phrase was "People that annoy you".

After choosing consonants and vowels, the puzzle looked like this...

N_GGERS

The solution was *suppose* to spell out word "NAGGERS". He hesitated with much apprehension until the last second then attempted to solve the puzzle. He was wrong, total awkward silence as everyone's jaw dropped. smile

#4255166 - 05/02/16 05:33 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer


edit: DOH I was beaten by a German ninja!



Fear my mad ninjutsu skillz! biggrin



Last edited by Para_Bellum; 05/02/16 05:34 PM.

"...late afternoon the Air Tasking Order came in [and] we found the A-10 part and we said, "We are going where!? We are doing what!?"

Capt. Todd Sheehy, Hog pilot, on receiving orders during Operation Desert Storm

#4255229 - 05/02/16 08:19 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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Likely fake. The words the kid would be looking for are spelled out on the right of the page.

#4255246 - 05/02/16 09:20 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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I used to drive people nuts in games of Hangman with this word:

_ _ _ E _ _ _ _ _

Every one of the blanks is a consonant.

#4255250 - 05/02/16 09:24 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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STRENGHTS?



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4255254 - 05/02/16 09:30 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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I'm surprised; using the standard E,S,T, R, N it gives

Stren_ _ts

But knowing the answer always makes it obvious.

What I'm surprised with is how badly I did with something other than "#%&*$#". I really was puzzled for a bit.


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#4255255 - 05/02/16 09:33 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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We've been helping my lad prepare for his English exams. One of the questions involved a Public Health Inspector. He spelled Public without an L. I laughed a little bit.

#4255259 - 05/02/16 09:39 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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It took me about 20 secs. to figure it out, being that my interests include:

Vodka shots
Working out
Load bearing walls

++++++++++

Now for the no BS honest answer... smile

I simply searched "long single vowel words" and found...
http://srufaculty.sru.edu/david.dailey/words/onevowel.htm

Yup, I cheated and hang my head in shame (or in Zamzow's Hangman's noose).

#4255387 - 05/03/16 11:09 AM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: Vitesse]  
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Originally Posted By: Vitesse
We've been helping my lad prepare for his English exams. One of the questions involved a Public Health Inspector. He spelled Public without an L. I laughed a little bit.


Had he been living in the 18th century it would have been spelled "Publick". biggrin


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4255399 - 05/03/16 12:02 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: Vitesse]  
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Originally Posted By: Vitesse
We've been helping my lad prepare for his English exams. One of the questions involved a Public Health Inspector. He spelled Public without an L. I laughed a little bit.


http://youtu.be/6HyCyO-lAII?t=17s

ETA don't know why the video won't show.

Last edited by NH2112; 05/03/16 08:13 PM.

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#4255593 - 05/03/16 07:30 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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I saw the thread title and thought this was going to be about "kindergarten" vs "kindergarden." smile




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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#4255844 - 05/04/16 07:14 AM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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Interesting that a couple of people wrote about
"strenghts" instead of strengths.

#4255876 - 05/04/16 10:19 AM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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Parents evenings were a cause of much amusement, looking at one's offspring's efforts, sat on tiny chairs in the primary school classroom.
Daughter no.1 wrote when she was in reception class:
'Daddy rides a bue mok bik and does the shopping.
I like to play with my poos'

Translates:
blue motor bike and play with my ponies.

Daughter no.2's head teacher came up to me at a Parent's Committee meeting, and told me that Jenny, then 4, had whispered in her ear;
'my daddy says 'bollocks' a lot but let us keep that between our selves' She was obviously revelling in my discomfiture, bur couldn't keep a straight face

Unfortunately, this extremely sexy lady did nor mete out any punishment though 'I had been a very naughty boy'.



#4255890 - 05/04/16 10:58 AM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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LOL BD-123.

Great post. smile


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4257271 - 05/06/16 11:54 PM Re: Kindergarden spelling [Re: BD-123]  
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Originally Posted By: BD-123
Parents evenings were a cause of much amusement, looking at one's offspring's efforts, sat on tiny chairs in the primary school classroom.
Daughter no.1 wrote when she was in reception class:
'Daddy rides a bue mok bik and does the shopping.
I like to play with my poos'

Translates:
blue motor bike and play with my ponies.

Daughter no.2's head teacher came up to me at a Parent's Committee meeting, and told me that Jenny, then 4, had whispered in her ear;
'my daddy says 'bollocks' a lot but let us keep that between our selves' She was obviously revelling in my discomfiture, bur couldn't keep a straight face

Unfortunately, this extremely sexy lady did nor mete out any punishment though 'I had been a very naughty boy'.

Next time take the whip with you and she just might take the subtle hint. biggrin


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