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#4244946 - 03/31/16 11:13 AM Revenge farting reported to the police  
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http://60abc.com/man-reported-to-police-for-revenge-fart-after-woman-refused-to-have-sex/

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A Man Was Reported to Police for Farting

A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.

She reported the incident to the local police saying that his revenge fart disturbed her peace of mind.

The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship. According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.

It smelled very bad in my flat, the woman said in her police report.


No s*%t? scuseme


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#4244950 - 03/31/16 11:21 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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First World problems.


Big time.


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#4244958 - 03/31/16 11:57 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Oh god, and we have been eating the left over eggs from easter...

I better not say no

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#4244968 - 03/31/16 01:04 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Quote:


No s*%t? scuseme


I see what you did there.


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#4245073 - 03/31/16 05:27 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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AS IF she never farted during sex especially when someone was going down on her and/or AS IF she never once in her life vagina farted.

#4245104 - 03/31/16 07:31 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I once farted while in a heated discussion with my wife whilst in bed.
I pulled the duvet covers over her head and made a run for it .
My wife has a good sense of humour.so I got away with only mild bruising. LoL

#4245110 - 03/31/16 07:54 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Originally Posted By: Desert Eagle


No s*%t? scuseme


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Well if there had been, she would have had more solid grounds for a complaint!

But then the question becomes, would it have made it into the paper?

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#4245124 - 03/31/16 08:31 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Oh man.
Now 'farting' is a crime.

Jeez.....what kind of world did we create.

Farting.

And they took the report?
Every human on earth, is a criminal.

Work with that peole......lol....


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#4245177 - 03/31/16 10:50 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Will he be sent to the gas chamber?


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#4245180 - 03/31/16 10:54 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Next body order will be a misdemeanor. Just think of the court fees that could be made.


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#4245211 - 04/01/16 12:25 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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EPIC.

I would ask for a copy of the complaint from the police.

Think about it - validation from the government that one can make Weapons Grade Farts. They would have to make an extra spot on one's Man Card for the endorsement.


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#4245293 - 04/01/16 09:25 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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How will this work in states that don't have concealed carry permits? Will you have to go Commando?
Then of course there is always the question of sound moderation, and that in Cali you are not allowed an auto repeater.

Will there be a run on getting licenced for full auto?


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#4245297 - 04/01/16 10:01 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Should've used a silencer, might have gotten away with it....

#4245300 - 04/01/16 10:37 AM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Zippo]  
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Originally Posted By: Zippo
Should've used a silencer, might have gotten away with it....


Yeah butt, having the muzzle threaded (or fitted with a quick disconnect) could end up being a real PITA...

#4245323 - 04/01/16 12:00 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Life is a gas but I do smell something funny about this report.


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#4245324 - 04/01/16 12:01 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I thought Jumping Jack Flash was a gas?


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#4245402 - 04/01/16 03:32 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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PanzerMeyer wins the Internet with that reference.

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#4245464 - 04/01/16 05:24 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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So...let me get this straight, is farting against the law, against the law?
Or is just any farting, considered....against the law?

I would take offense to that.

This entire thread....stinks.


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#4245559 - 04/01/16 09:54 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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If they ever make it illegal to fart in public. LoL
So what's next fart detectors in lifts.
Plus how are the cops supposed to gather evidence, then there's always reasonable doubt.
I have a letter from my doctor to prove I have a medical condition
Beans will have to be banned. LoL

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#4245586 - 04/01/16 10:50 PM Re: Revenge farting reported to the police [Re: marko1231123]  
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Originally Posted By: marko1231123
I once farted while in a heated discussion with my wife whilst in bed.
I pulled the duvet covers over her head and made a run for it .
My wife has a good sense of humour.so I got away with only mild bruising. LoL


I believe the kids call that a "Dutch Oven". Better keep doing it while its still legal.

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