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#4128584 - 06/03/15 04:21 PM Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner  
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http://jezebel.com/jon-stewart-to-caitlyn-jenner-welcome-to-being-a-woman-1708686866

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The American media has been quick to embrace Caitlyn Jennerand, as Jon Stewart pointed out on last nights episode of The Daily Show, to suffocate her with the male gaze. Welcome, girl!

Its really heartening to see that everyone is willing to not only accept Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, but to waste no time in treating her like a woman, Stewart began. You see, Caitlyn, when you were a man, we could talk about your athleticism, your business acumen, but now youre a woman, and your looks are really the only thing we care about. Pundits are asking each other important questions about the societal impact of Caitlyns transition, such as Do you think Caitlyn is hotter than Kris? and Does she have a better body than Kim Kardashian? and, saving the best for last: She looks good! Especially for her age.

Stewart: There you go! Thats the caveat we were missing: Remind her she has an expiration date now! You came out at 65, youve got another two years before you become invisible to society.


Yup. Now that he is a she the only thing that matters is looks.


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#4128587 - 06/03/15 04:24 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Ugh

I'm glad I don't watch TV anymore.


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#4128588 - 06/03/15 04:24 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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YAWN. I became truly convinced that the end of humanity was near when I found out that the Bruce Jenner sex change and Kim Kardashian baby news were the two biggest news stories for that day.

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#4128596 - 06/03/15 04:30 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Really puts the world into perspective though. Hard not to be a cynical mofo if you pay attention.

I kinda miss the days when the stupid people didn't have the outlet of TV and social media to rot the world, and had to settle for being the known village idiot.


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#4128619 - 06/03/15 05:44 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#4128621 - 06/03/15 05:45 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Caitlyn Jenner, she sounds hideous...


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#4128629 - 06/03/15 06:08 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
YAWN. I became truly convinced that the end of humanity was near when I found out that the Bruce Jenner sex change and Kim Kardashian baby news were the two biggest news stories for that day.


Two biggest news stories for the day? Whaa? Maybe it's time you stopped getting your news from Jezebel or TMZ..


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#4128639 - 06/03/15 06:20 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: LightHead]  
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Originally Posted By: LightHead

Two biggest news stories for the day? Whaa? Maybe it's time you stopped getting your news from Jezebel or TMZ..
CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, ABC, CBS and NBC News were all talking about those two stories.

There line between the entertainment news outlets and the traditional "news" outlets is getting constantly blurred.


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#4128640 - 06/03/15 06:24 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I've only seen the headlines in sites like MSN and Yahoo, so I didn't really know what was being said bout him/her. After reading the blurb here, I have to defend the talk that it referred to, because what else has changed about Bruce Jenner besides his physical appearance, and what else has he done in the past several years that's worth discussing? Should everyone talk about his previous Olympic performances now or something?


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#4128652 - 06/03/15 06:43 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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From Wheaties boxes to Vanity Fair. Does he have to update his photo in the sports halls of fame he's in?
Please don't let there be a reality show coming from this.


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#4128654 - 06/03/15 06:44 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Raw Kryptonite]  
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Originally Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
Please don't let there be a reality show coming from this.


I'd bet lots of money that TLC or E! have already contacted him about a new show. Oops, I mean "her".


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"It" or "Him" works. Get all the surgery you want, doesn't change your chromosomes.


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#4128717 - 06/03/15 08:32 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
From Wheaties boxes to Vanity Fair. Does he have to update his photo in the sports halls of fame he's in?
Please don't let there be a reality show coming from this.


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Originally Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
Please don't let there be a reality show coming from this.


I'd bet lots of money that TLC or E! have already contacted him about a new show. Oops, I mean "her".


http://www.businessinsider.com/caitlyn-bruce-jenner-e-reality-show-promo-2015-6


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#4128720 - 06/03/15 08:37 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Of course there is going to be a 'Reality Show'.

She's got to milk it while she can.


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#4128728 - 06/03/15 08:52 PM Re: Jon Stewart talking about Caitlyn Jenner [Re: Arthonon]  
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Originally Posted By: Arthonon
I've only seen the headlines in sites like MSN and Yahoo, so I didn't really know what was being said bout him/her. After reading the blurb here, I have to defend the talk that it referred to, because what else has changed about Bruce Jenner besides his physical appearance, and what else has he done in the past several years that's worth discussing? Should everyone talk about his previous Olympic performances now or something?


the fact he just killed a lady not more than 2 months ago...

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Originally Posted By: Top Gun
Originally Posted By: Arthonon
I've only seen the headlines in sites like MSN and Yahoo, so I didn't really know what was being said bout him/her. After reading the blurb here, I have to defend the talk that it referred to, because what else has changed about Bruce Jenner besides his physical appearance, and what else has he done in the past several years that's worth discussing? Should everyone talk about his previous Olympic performances now or something?


the fact he just killed a lady not more than 2 months ago...

Good point - I forgot about that. I guess that shows how much I pay attention to that whole crew.


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Originally Posted By: 531 Ghost
Caitlyn Jenner, she sounds hideous...



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Originally Posted By: Wireman
Originally Posted By: 531 Ghost
Caitlyn Jenner, she sounds hideous...





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