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#4117744 - 05/08/15 10:33 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! ** [Re: Dunolde]  
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The kittens on the losing side of the Battle of Pharsalus were then quickly proscribed by the Roman Senate.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#4117788 - 05/08/15 12:35 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Bring out the Gimp. Is Matt Wagner the Gimp? You never see them together at the same time...

#4117796 - 05/08/15 12:41 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: toonces]  
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Originally Posted By: toonces
I thought Tesla was a crappy 80's band?


Just because the only song of theirs anyone heard or remembers was a cover of a 60s song doesn't mean they were crappy!

Oh wait...



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#4117806 - 05/08/15 12:52 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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#4117809 - 05/08/15 12:55 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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#4117812 - 05/08/15 12:59 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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How come commercials for male enhancement drugs like Cialis and Viagra never even show people in bed together?? Aren't they missing the entire point for why these drugs are taken? lol


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4117823 - 05/08/15 01:06 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Now they just feature a middle-aged woman who is on the abnormally hot side sitting and lying down in a bed.




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#4117929 - 05/08/15 05:16 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Originally Posted by Abraham Lincoln
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.


#4117958 - 05/08/15 06:15 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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#4118007 - 05/08/15 07:43 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Never mute the microphone to your suit when doing an EVA.

That way they can hear you scream in space.


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#4118573 - 05/10/15 11:56 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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#4118594 - 05/10/15 02:09 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
How come commercials for male enhancement drugs like Cialis and Viagra never even show people in bed together?? Aren't they missing the entire point for why these drugs are taken? lol


Can you imagine the scramble in the 911 call center to write down the number of the guy who calls in and says

"I've had an erection for over 4 hours and need help!"

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#4118754 - 05/10/15 10:21 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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I miss the Viagra and the Nigerian scams spam - sometimes they were fun to read biggrin

#4118945 - 05/11/15 02:29 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Tom_Weiss]  
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Originally Posted By: Tom_Weiss


smile


Oh, is Maester Aemon the pilot of that plane? biggrin

(GoT/Song of Ice and Fire reference)



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#4118956 - 05/11/15 02:56 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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To hell with walking a mile for a Camel; he likes that whiskey well enough to fly into combat for it.

What would Matt Wagner do for his favorite "adult beverage?"

RSVP me via private message, please.


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#4118978 - 05/11/15 03:33 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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I need to know if EDGE will feature beverages rendered in DX10 instead of DX9?

Send me a singing telegram at once, please.



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#4119006 - 05/11/15 04:33 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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And he wants the singing telegram delivered by pony messenger, if at all possible.


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#4119008 - 05/11/15 04:38 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Originally Posted by Abraham Lincoln
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.


#4119022 - 05/11/15 05:13 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dart]  
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Originally Posted By: Dart
And he wants the singing telegram delivered by pony messenger, if at all possible.

Not by land shark?


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4119065 - 05/11/15 07:15 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master




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this was hilarious biggrin

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