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#4099128 - 03/30/15 01:39 PM Corporate mergers  
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Just so you can stay ahead on buying stocks and such, and so you can find the new stores when they open.

In these new business world a lot of companies are merging...

Watch for these consolidations in 2015:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang


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#4099133 - 03/30/15 01:43 PM Re: Corporate mergers [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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LMAO Good ones.


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#4099147 - 03/30/15 02:01 PM Re: Corporate mergers [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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#4099165 - 03/30/15 02:20 PM Re: Corporate mergers [Re: KraziKanuK]  
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You know, I don't think #9 is real.



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#4099913 - 03/31/15 10:22 PM Re: Corporate mergers [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
You know, I don't think #9 is real.



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