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#4098479 - 03/28/15 08:06 PM Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay!  
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Of all the strange products and gadgets I've seen sold in my lifetime, this one takes the cake!




http://consumerist.com/2015/03/27/groupo...ied-lewd-jokes/

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#4098501 - 03/28/15 09:33 PM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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Gwen Stefani likes bananas.


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#4098512 - 03/28/15 09:58 PM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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I dont know, it all doesnt beat the good old shapeweight-comercial


#4098518 - 03/28/15 10:04 PM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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So can you use it to give your girlfriend a real banana cream pie?

#4098525 - 03/28/15 10:18 PM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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There is no comparison between the shake weight and the bananna case.

The shake weight involves grabbing the middle of the product with both hands and vigorously pulling in a back and forth motion until the shaft is moving in an opposite direction of the head - and on multiple axis. The danger of straining something is very real even over a short period of time.

The bananna case, however, involves placing one hand gently around the bananna and sliding it deftly into the opening which is designed by diameter and shape to receive it. Once fully inserted to where the bananna is completely encircled it is allowed to touch the sides when jostled until it is time to remove it, unharmed and ready for whatever need one may have of it - including reinserting it into the bananna case.


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#4098569 - 03/29/15 12:45 AM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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That thing not going to take all bananas.

Some bananas are more curved than others.

#4098593 - 03/29/15 02:21 AM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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What about plantains?

#4098601 - 03/29/15 03:01 AM Re: Please, no lewd Banana jokes! But phallic jokes are okay! [Re: CG2015]  
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That was awesome. A company with a sense of humor.


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