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#4097059 - 03/26/15 01:31 AM Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o)  
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Here's his WND Article: Save the A-10 Thunderbolt!

Originally Posted By: Chuck Norris
My passion to save the A-10 fleet comes from a long lineage of patriots and advocates for the U.S. military, our troops and their families. I not only visited the troops a couple times during the Iraq war, but I also served for four years in the Air Force in South Korea. My father fought in World War II at the Battle of the Bulge. My brother, Aaron, served in the Army in the Korean Demilitarized Zone. My other brother, Wieland, was killed in action in Vietnam when he walked point alone and drew out enemy fire so others in his platoon could fight their way out to freedom. Many souls were saved on that day because of my brothers bravery.

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#4097178 - 03/26/15 10:58 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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All arguments against the A-10 are now invalid.

Chuck Norris had a baby and it was an A-10. It cried tears of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!


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#4097185 - 03/26/15 11:05 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Weasel_Keeper]  
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Originally Posted By: Weasel_Keeper
All arguments against the A-10 are now invalid.

Chuck Norris had a baby and it was an A-10. It cried tears of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!
Best post I've read on SimHQ for a while. smile


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#4097191 - 03/26/15 11:27 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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Agreed PM.......post of the year award biggrin


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#4097279 - 03/26/15 01:18 PM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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A-10 rounds are actually pieces of Chuck's beard, known as depleted Chuckomium.
Of course, he alone can cut them off to send to the squadrons.



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#4097282 - 03/26/15 01:20 PM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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When Chuck Norris exhales, the aircraft he's travelling in slows down.

#4097663 - 03/27/15 01:12 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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Oh man Weasel wins lol. rofl


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#4097803 - 03/27/15 12:09 PM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Weasel_Keeper]  
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Are those f**king beancounters trying to cancel the A-10??

Ok, here's how you settle this.
Step 1) Fly Bean counter to Afghan/nearest insurgency warzone.
Step 2) Take Bean counter on patrol.
Step 3) Receive fire from Terry.
Step 4) Call in A-10.
Step 5, 6, 7 & 8) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!.
Step 9) WheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBOOM!.
Step 10) Bean counter appreciates A-10.
Step 11) Bean counter returns home and writes report extolling the virtues oif the A-10 and recommends a life extension package and issues purchase orders to Fairchild for 48 more planes.
Step 12) SOCOM creates new award called Bean Counter Cross of Valour.

Originally Posted By: Weasel_Keeper
All arguments against the A-10 are now invalid.

Chuck Norris had a baby and it was an A-10. It cried tears of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!


Anyway, I thought it sounded more like TZZZZZZZIIBRRRRRRRP.........BABABABABABABABABAM!..........PHHHeeeeeeooooowwwwww!

"The Hills are alive with the sound of (See above)"
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Originally Posted By: Weasel_Keeper
All arguments against the A-10 are now invalid.

Chuck Norris had a baby and it was an A-10. It cried tears of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!
Best post I've read on SimHQ for a while. smile

The Pazer Meyer award of funniness.

Last edited by Comrade_Hedgehog; 03/27/15 12:12 PM.

Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about.
But the one addressed:
"To Whom It May Concern"
#4097812 - 03/27/15 12:33 PM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Comrade_Hedgehog]  
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Originally Posted By: Comrade_Hedgehog
Are those f**king beancounters trying to cancel the A-10??

Ok, here's how you settle this.
Step 1) Fly Bean counter to Afghan/nearest insurgency warzone.
Step 2) Take Bean counter on patrol.
Step 3) Receive fire from Terry.
Step 4) Call in A-10.
Step 5, 6, 7 & 8) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!.
Step 9) WheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBOOM!.
Step 10) Bean counter appreciates A-10.
Step 11) Bean counter returns home and writes report extolling the virtues oif the A-10 and recommends a life extension package and issues purchase orders to Fairchild for 48 more planes.
Step 12) SOCOM creates new award called Bean Counter Cross of Valour.


You need to first call in a F-15,16 or 18 to see what it can't do and then call the A-10 in for the rescue thumbsup


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#4097833 - 03/27/15 12:53 PM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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WHAT Fairchild?

Quote:
During 1971 and 1972, the company developed what would become the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog", prevailing over rival Northrop YA-9.

The company developed the T-46 jet trainer to replace the elderly T-37 Tweet trainer, but it was not accepted by the Air Force because of performance problems.

In 1984, aircraft production ceased in Hagerstown, Maryland.

After the company's takeover of Dornier's civil assets in 1996, the company was renamed Fairchild Dornier. The company commenced production of the Dornier 328 in 1998 under license from Daimler Benz Aerospace.

In December 1999, Fairchild Aerospace Corporation was acquired by German insurer Allianz A.G. and the United States investment group Clayton, Dubilier & Rice Inc. for $1.2 billion.[7]

In 2003, the assets of Fairchild were purchased by M7 Aerospace and the new company was relocated to San Antonio.

On December 15, 2010, M7 was purchased by the United States subsidiary of the Israeli defense contractor Elbit Systems.




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#4098268 - 03/28/15 03:59 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Weasel_Keeper]  
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Originally Posted By: Weasel_Keeper
All arguments against the A-10 are now invalid.

Chuck Norris had a baby and it was an A-10. It cried tears of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!


Wow, Chuck Norris kid made an appearance in "The Sound of Music"! ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFaPSqpxp5w

The hills are alive, with the sound of BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! biggrin

#4098982 - 03/30/15 08:19 AM Re: Chuck Norris likes The Warthog! 'Nuff said. :o) [Re: Linebacker]  
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I have soooooo got to get the A-10 on DCS.
:P

Damn you, Linebacker!
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Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about.
But the one addressed:
"To Whom It May Concern"

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