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#4051564 - 12/16/14 04:13 PM Is Sex Work?  
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U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.


While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.


He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.


He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure"?


A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.


A Captain said it was 50%-50%.


A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.


There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?


Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure".


The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?


"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."





The room fell silent.


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#4051565 - 12/16/14 04:17 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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#4051587 - 12/16/14 05:10 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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that's a riot!
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#4051593 - 12/16/14 05:26 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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ROFLMAO!!


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#4051596 - 12/16/14 05:36 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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HAHAHAHA! Excellent! biggrin


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#4051602 - 12/16/14 05:46 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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Ok now THAT was great.


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#4051603 - 12/16/14 05:47 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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...and that's how the fight started!

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#4051776 - 12/16/14 10:15 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: - Ice]  
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Originally Posted By: - Ice
...and that's how the fight started!

winkngrin

Nah that's how a USMC PFC ended up at Thule AFB during winter. biggrin


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#4051778 - 12/16/14 10:17 PM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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That's great! I'm stealing it!


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#4051852 - 12/17/14 02:06 AM Re: Is Sex Work? [Re: 531 Ghost]  
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You guys heard about the dressed-out Sgt. Major who hadn't had sex since 2010? And the lady who sympathized with that?

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In the HQ one day the Top made a nice comment to a SP4 about him making the coffee in the mornings, and my friend replied, "Yes Top, but you don't know where I get the water from <evil grin>!"


That was a laugh from all.

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