#4045341 - 12/04/14 02:14 PM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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Dart
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Lifer
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Alabaster, AL USA
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Total ripoff, as the College Party Puke campaign is DLC, and one has to buy the Guardian Girlfriend to unlock the Female With Long Hair mode.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4045435 - 12/04/14 04:26 PM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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mugwump
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This new meme is already getting old. It's almost as bad as the endless stupid faux subtitled YouTube videos taken from Hitler's rant in the bunker from the movie Downfall.
So some guys made a stupid little game called Goat Simulator as a joke and it sold surprisingly well. Now every unoriginal ass-hat who wants to jump on the me too! money train is coming out with their own insipid little "wacky fun time sim game! Aren't we just so hilariously self-aware yet subversive?"
Now we get stupidity like Grass Simulator or Bread Simulator or Toilet Simulator
F#$% these guys. Way to flog that horse a little more.
Time for my meds...
S = k ln W
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#4045845 - 12/05/14 09:47 AM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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BD-123
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Old Scroat
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You've given me an idea Mug.
I'm setting up crowd funding for my 'Dead Horse' simulator.
You have to unlock various items to beat it with by grinding XP points in compulsory training missions, starting with
'pin the tale on the donkey', working up to 'bash the Pinata'.
Any criticism will result in forfeiture of early access and banning from the forums.
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#4045906 - 12/05/14 12:42 PM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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the soupdragon
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LOL  SD
From the hills rebounding
Let this war cry sounding
Summon all at Cambria's call
The mighty force surrounding
Men of Harlech onto glory
This shall ever be your story
Keep these fighting words before ye
Welshmen never yield
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#4045999 - 12/05/14 03:40 PM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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Dart
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Lifer
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Those are the first two missions that are in the campaign. They're mandatory and if the XP server is down you'll have to play them over and over and over again.
(I like BoS, but what a dumb mechanic)
Multi-player, btw, is an old school Army latrine with side by side toilets. Word is there is a Roman mod out there for it.
Last edited by Dart; 12/05/14 03:41 PM.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4046449 - 12/06/14 04:48 AM
Re: Toilet Simulator
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WileECoyote
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No way I'm buying this without a bidet. Or it could be sold as a DLC maybe? What I'm suppose to do after #2? Throw more chat at them? What a ripoff, man.
When you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's someone pushing a door that says "pull".
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Exodus
by RedOneAlpha. 04/18/24 05:46 PM
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