Who here will join me in the grand quest of confronting the emerging Middle Earth evil known as Sauron in the shadow of Mordor's dark peaks? Who here will join me in the good fight of slaughtering malevolent orcs and disrupting their perverse and wicked actions? Who here will help to disrupt the dark forces that do their horrid master's bidding.
Come, stand with me as we step into the wraith world, witnessing that dark and heartless plane, surviving it so that we may bring vengeance and justice to the oppressed. Perhaps our efforts will prevent a generational curse of dark corruption and life and liberation lost. Our quest is righteous. Our quest is just. Our quest is necessary. Our quest is preciouuuss................
BTW, I hope the game is good.
I myself can't wait to get me hands on it next week.