"As Iron Sharpens Iron, so does a friend sharpen a friend." Proverbs 27:17 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female, for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:28 Never, ever, underestimate the ability of people to discount Occam's Razor. - Dart "I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." - Grover Norquist
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Lifer
Joined: Sep 2001
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Alabaster, AL USA
"And gentleman," he said at the board meeting, "thanks to an aggressive PR campaign that started at the foundation of the company depicting us as a kind, gentle, 'do no evil' corporation we have began construction on what a rational person would immediately recognize as a compound that houses either villains attempting to take over the world or scientists conducting horrible genetic experiments that will lead to an apocalypse without raising an eyebrow.
"The complex should be up and running by 2016, and we've already started identifying our test subjects and finalized the protocols for handling of the genetic material they will be introduced to."
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.
If Steve Jobs was still alive, he would have insisted in putting this thing inside an extinct Volcano, exactly where secret lairs are supposed to be built.
O tempora o mores!
Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?
As you should have learned in geometry class, this is referred to as a "circle."
The Jedi Master
Actually, the Pentagon can fit inside this thing...
"As Iron Sharpens Iron, so does a friend sharpen a friend." Proverbs 27:17 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female, for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:28 Never, ever, underestimate the ability of people to discount Occam's Razor. - Dart "I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." - Grover Norquist
