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#3993445 - 08/10/14 12:35 PM OT : no comment  
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#3993461 - 08/10/14 01:54 PM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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Oui!

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from either end.
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#3993463 - 08/10/14 01:57 PM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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HaHaHa!!!!....Good One !
#3999771 - 08/23/14 10:32 AM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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A man received the following text message from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife" ...

(Thks to Needles at Mutley's)

Last edited by corsaire31; 08/23/14 10:33 AM.
Gigabyte Z87P-D3 - CPU I5 4670 Haswell @ 3.6Ghz - 8 Go Ram - GPU HD 7850 2Go OC - SSD Samsung 128Go - HD 2 x WD Black 1 To - 27" Iiyama Pro Lite - Logitech Extreme 3D Pro - Saitek Pro Flight Yoke - Rudder Pedals - Quadrant - Cessna Trim Wheel - Track IR 5 - Logitech G35 headset ... and a big coffee maker !
Flying in FSX/Air Hauler, Wings over Flanders Fields, Rise of Flight, IL2 1946 Hsfx, Condor soaring.
#4000761 - 08/25/14 06:44 PM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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Loool both!!
#4000937 - 08/26/14 02:07 AM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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Q. How does a woman know she's talking with a pilot?
A. He'll tell her.

Q. How does a woman know she's finished talking with a pilot?
A. He'll say: "Enough about me -- let's talk about planes.."
#4000996 - 08/26/14 09:48 AM Re: OT : no comment [Re: corsaire31]  
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Good one ! smile2

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