......well.....I've been awarded lots of gongs....promoted to major...exploded balloons, and been told that we'd failed to damage it...etc. So, I landed at an enemy field....and managed to escape? I don't know....maybe I have to auger in at full speed to lose it....maybe I have survivors guilt....but this is the third time I've come down WAAAAy behind the lines and made it home. All settings normal in workshops....just lucky maybe?

Yep lucky.
There's always a chance you escape so yep lucky you. Maybe you nicked that nice Halb parked nearby and flew home.

I have some scruples....not many it's true. Whacking landing planes is one thing....maybe it'd be a blot if I trundled around shooting 'em on the ground too...

We Germans are not as bad as your propaganda is telling you, gaw.
I guess you told our men that you needed to go to the toilet, and you promised not to run away.
The true German gentlemen believed you - but you kicked out the back wall of the toilet shack
and disappeared in the next corn field.
In love and at war, everything is allowed, I guess - but don't you hope you will always
fool them so easily again - next time we may have our Rottweiler waiting behind the latrine...

Ol....it's true....a ruse de guerre....even one as shopworn as "I gotta go!!!" still works. I had, however, taken Pol's advise....and jumped into the Halb to go home. Wouldn't that be fun if WOFF enabled us to do so!!! Now there's a "wish list" item I never thought of! Good luck programming that mess Pol. Cheers...G