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#3986859 - 07/27/14 09:10 PM I have lots of jokes about unemployed people!  
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#3986864 - 07/27/14 09:38 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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Something tells me this is going to strike a number of nerves...

#3986897 - 07/27/14 10:57 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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I see this thread being of no benefit.


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#3986907 - 07/27/14 11:12 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3986916 - 07/27/14 11:30 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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Y'all need to lay off.


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#3986919 - 07/27/14 11:38 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: shan2]  
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Downsize this thread.


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#3986936 - 07/28/14 12:44 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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You're just doling out the laughter.

#3986939 - 07/28/14 12:58 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: knightgames]  
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Should have been outsourced form the start.


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I am not there, never have been or ever will be, but the fruitless search may be more gratifying then the "content" you might otherwise be exposed to.

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#3986945 - 07/28/14 01:18 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3986948 - 07/28/14 01:45 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3986949 - 07/28/14 01:46 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3986953 - 07/28/14 01:55 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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If you like your unemployment you can keep your unemployment.


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#3986996 - 07/28/14 04:29 AM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3987110 - 07/28/14 01:56 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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In FL at least, unemployment is less than minimum wage. The highest tier comes in at under $6.88/hr if you proceed from a 40 hr week.
Needless to say it's pretty useless.

That IS the joke.



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#3987115 - 07/28/14 01:58 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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#3987118 - 07/28/14 01:59 PM Re: I have lots of jokes about unemployed people! [Re: JoeyJoJo]  
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