Inspired by Alicatt's response about Poutine in the Bratwurst thread... I offer this..
Last week Twin A and Twin B are lying in our bed watching TV. They're obviously having a nose around the Wife's stuff.
"Mum.... what's a Tampon?"
I'm flying my sidewinder in Elite, my ears prick up..
Mum.. from the other end of the house.. "you use them for walking"
Thoughtful silence...
"... how?"
"They've got spikes on, for grip on the ice"
Me "That's a Crampon, you 'narner"
How we laughed.
Last edited by Domestos; 07/23/14 07:50 PM.