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#3985046 - 07/23/14 07:49 PM Chinese Whispers  
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Inspired by Alicatt's response about Poutine in the Bratwurst thread... I offer this..

Last week Twin A and Twin B are lying in our bed watching TV. They're obviously having a nose around the Wife's stuff.

"Mum.... what's a Tampon?"

I'm flying my sidewinder in Elite, my ears prick up..

Mum.. from the other end of the house.. "you use them for walking"

Thoughtful silence...

"... how?"

"They've got spikes on, for grip on the ice"




Me "That's a Crampon, you 'narner"
How we laughed.

Last edited by Domestos; 07/23/14 07:50 PM.
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#3985050 - 07/23/14 07:53 PM Re: Chinese Whispers [Re: Domestos]  
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rofl biggrin


looks very modernishy-phoney-windows eighty-tabletty like

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#3985251 - 07/24/14 07:40 AM Re: Chinese Whispers [Re: Domestos]  
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Nice one Domestos biggrin


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#3985798 - 07/25/14 05:07 AM Re: Chinese Whispers [Re: Domestos]  
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+1 on Life Score for selecting the kind of wife who actively thinks about crampons.


The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.

More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.com

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#3985805 - 07/25/14 06:34 AM Re: Chinese Whispers [Re: Domestos]  
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I thought Crampons were what women used to stop cramps....


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