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#3839968 - 09/21/13 01:20 AM Looking For Mrs. Gregory  
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MR. BIG NOSE: Will you be quiet?!

JESUS: How blest are they who have suffered much...

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching.

MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was talking to that lady.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!

MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest.

MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's saying.

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was talking to my husband.

MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I can't hear a bloody thing.

MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife.

MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.

MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.

GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?

JESUS: They shall have the earth...

GREGORY: What was that?

JESUS: ...for their possession. How blest are those...

MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.

JESUS: ...who hunger and thirst to see...

MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

JESUS: ...right prevail.

MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big Nose.

JESUS: How blest are those who...

MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.

MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.

MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'

BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.

MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you two from? Nose City?

MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the #%&*$#' cleaners!

MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!

JESUS: ...hunger and thirst to see...

MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose.

JESUS: ...right prevail.

MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was going to thump him!

MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.

GREGORY: The Greek?

MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.

GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?

MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody.

MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.

MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really will slug you so hard--

MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.

MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.

MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I've finished with you!

MAN #1 and MAN #2: Shhh.

MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big brother?

MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning.

MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down.

MR. BIG NOSE slugs MRS. GREGORY




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#3839991 - 09/21/13 02:45 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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#3845665 - 10/03/13 11:49 PM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'ma gonna smash ya again!







#3845823 - 10/04/13 08:42 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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#3845868 - 10/04/13 11:51 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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Dafuq is goin' on here??!! pitchafit confused


Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about.
But the one addressed:
"To Whom It May Concern"
#3850108 - 10/15/13 03:13 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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MR. CHEEKY: The truth. You have got a very big nose. You want I pop that pimple with my poker?



BRIAN: Give it a rest, let's have some fish.

MR. BIG NOSE: What!? I'ma gonna stick that poker right where it belongs!



MRS. GREGORY (in a muffled voice): My nose!! I'm UGLY!






#3855431 - 10/29/13 02:46 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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CENTURION: Hail Caesar!


CENTURION: Oh, come on! Really now. This woman's pednasum is all over her face! What's to become of you scallywags fighting each other? Punching a woman, scheesh, give me a break.

BRIAN: This lady needs a medicus, stat!

CENTURION: Get along you rabble-rousers before *you* get crucification!

MR. CHEEKY: (Points at Mr. Big Nose), "He's the one you want. Couldn't miss that BIG NOSE in a crowded coliseum.


#3890778 - 01/07/14 01:32 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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MRS. GREGORY (sound of voice behind bandages): I want justice. My pednasum must be fixed!



ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our barrister! What grievance does the woman bring forth?

MAYNARD (examining the nose): It's sooo, piggy like! I'm sure Mr. Big Nose can be made to pay.

GALAHAD: Of course! Through the nose, if you know what I mean!

LAUNCELOT: Course!

KNIGHT: What does the complaint say?

MAYNARD: It reads, 'For untold humiliation and personal embarrassment, Mrs. Gregory enjoins Mr. Big Nose for resurrection of her facial compliments.'

ARTHUR: What?

#3911564 - 02/14/14 02:12 AM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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** music
Always look on the bright side of life. whistling Always look on the light side of life. whistling

If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
**

SEVERAL: whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Come on!

SEVERAL: Always look on the right side of life, whistling

MR. FRISBEE: For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin.

EVERYONE: Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,...

Always look on the bright side of death, whistling Just before your bombed by a CBU. whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Life's a piece of #%&*$#, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And...

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life. whistling Always look on the right side of life. whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Come on, Brian. Cheer up.

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life! whistling Always look on the bright side of life! whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Worse things happen at sea, you know.

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life!

MR. FRISBEE: I mean, what you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing.

EVERYONE: whistling

MR. FRISBEE: You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? A few A-10s, whot's that!

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life! whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Nothing will come from nothing. You know whot they say?

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life!

MR. FRISBEE: Cheer up, you old bugger. Come on. Give us a grin. There you are. See, that's a B1-B?

EVERYONE: whistling

MR. FRISBEE: It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this AAR's available in the forum.

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life!

MR. FRISBEE: Some of us have got to live as well, you know.

EVERYONE: whistling

MR. FRISBEE: Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life!

MR. FRISBEE: They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him.

EVERYONE: whistling

MR. FRISBEE: I said to him, 'Wags.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

EVERYONE: Always look on the bright side of life! whistling

MR. FRISBEE: That should give you enough.


(This is the final installment in the series. We hope you enjoyed the shew. wc)

Slight refrain...
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...



The very final final --

#3912031 - 02/14/14 08:55 PM Re: Looking For Mrs. Gregory [Re: Wrecking Crew]  
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