Funniest crap I've ever heard.

That was great! thanks for posting.

lol overkill on the amount of dynamite required.

Times have changed!

The original and best, this is taken from his LP recording "Laughter with a Bang"
Shower of S**t over Cheshire




Blaster Bates video of one of his "Talks"

Alicatt,I remember playing my Dad's copy of Laughter with a Bang when I was just a lad.
It was rude,but not like the crudeness you get today.
And it was very funny.

Oh I have a good collection of Master Bate's recordings, you can get them on iTunes now, I have them on my ipod but they are excluded from playing on random as when listening to them I may crash the car from laughing so much.

I remember him being interviewed on TV about the blowing up of the Torry Canyon ship wreck. A friend from Cheshire introduced me to his after dinner talks as he played them a lot in his car, my friend was from the same mold as Blaster and was a friend of his.

I worked at a cemetary when I was 16 and we occasionally used dynamite to soften rock in a grave, which were all hand dug back then. We usually only used half a stick and put a sand bag over it. I was asked by a neighbor to remove a metal pipe set in concrete that her mailbox was installed on. The had troubles with vandals knocking the box off and eventually decided to make the box enclosed in rockwork. The person that put it in used a lot of cement and when I drilled under it and set off half a stick, it did nothing. I scaled up to 1 stick and it still did not dislodge the post, so I put in 2 sticks. I had to go back to my house and get a chain say to remove the tree limb that the post was driven into when it shot out of the concrete. It might be a good thing that dynamite is no longer so easy to get ahold of...

Blaster Bates had a brown van.

"The Flying S hite"

My Grandad had one of his records in the early 70's. I couldn't believe that I was hearing.