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#3721075 - 01/19/13 01:41 PM One night at the bar ...
RedToo Offline

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 1181
Loc: Bolton UK
One Night at the Bar...

I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied,

"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

Don't remember much after that...
My 'Waiting for Clod' thread:

Lachesism: Longing for the Clarity of Disaster

#3721086 - 01/19/13 01:55 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 12/29/00
Posts: 10269
Loc: N. Atlantic east of Canada
yup...that would be a good way to get an arse kicking biggrin
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#3721618 - 01/20/13 11:49 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
Warbirds Offline
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Registered: 09/25/01
Posts: 2635
Thanks, I have a buddy that never laughs at any jokes, you know one of those guys, so I told him this joke and I thought he was going to die from lack of air while laughing so hard.
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#3721661 - 01/20/13 12:46 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 04/06/08
Posts: 7595
Loc: UK Midlands
"With these two ounces of jelly babies I will be able to influence Mavis Pringe"

#3721900 - 01/20/13 09:10 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 08/08/12
Posts: 733
This joke got me too. Can't remember the last time I had a good laugh.
The most depressing thing in my life is that I lost the luxury of having the option to end it myself.

#3721924 - 01/20/13 10:28 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 06/22/01
Posts: 4017
Loc: Asheville, NC, USA
I can see it now...
Have you seen the Arrow? WWW

#3722124 - 01/21/13 10:21 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 09/02/08
Posts: 202
Loc: Oulu town, USA
Thanks, my mother was from Wales. I sent this joke to my sister. She lives near London, I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

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