One Night at the Bar...
I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
Don't remember much after that...
My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9ee
From whole governments down to single individuals, if people expect to get something for nothing, demand fairness rather than justice, and think that governments rather than their own work and creativity create money, they cannot be saved.