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#3721075 - 01/19/13 06:41 PM One night at the bar ...  
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One Night at the Bar...


I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied,

"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

Don't remember much after that...


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#3721086 - 01/19/13 06:55 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  
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yup...that would be a good way to get an arse kicking biggrin


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#3721618 - 01/20/13 04:49 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  
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Thanks, I have a buddy that never laughs at any jokes, you know one of those guys, so I told him this joke and I thought he was going to die from lack of air while laughing so hard.


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#3721661 - 01/20/13 05:46 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  
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hahaha


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#3721900 - 01/21/13 02:10 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  

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This joke got me too. Can't remember the last time I had a good laugh.

#3721924 - 01/21/13 03:28 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  
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I can see it now...


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#3722124 - 01/21/13 03:21 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]  
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Thanks, my mother was from Wales. I sent this joke to my sister. She lives near London, I'm sure she'll appreciate it.


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