One Night at the Bar...
I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
Don't remember much after that...