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#3721075 - 01/19/13 01:41 PM One night at the bar ...
RedToo Offline

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 1164
Loc: Bolton UK
One Night at the Bar...

I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied,

"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

Don't remember much after that...
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#3721086 - 01/19/13 01:55 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
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Registered: 12/29/00
Posts: 10001
Loc: N. Atlantic east of Canada
yup...that would be a good way to get an arse kicking biggrin
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#3721618 - 01/20/13 11:49 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
Warbirds Offline
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Registered: 09/25/01
Posts: 2580
Thanks, I have a buddy that never laughs at any jokes, you know one of those guys, so I told him this joke and I thought he was going to die from lack of air while laughing so hard.
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#3721661 - 01/20/13 12:46 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
Chucky Offline

Registered: 04/06/08
Posts: 7416
Loc: UK Midlands
What time is it Eccles?

#3721900 - 01/20/13 09:10 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
oselisan Offline

Registered: 08/08/12
Posts: 663
This joke got me too. Can't remember the last time I had a good laugh.

#3721924 - 01/20/13 10:28 PM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
coasty Offline
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Registered: 06/22/01
Posts: 3994
Loc: Asheville, NC, USA
I can see it now...
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#3722124 - 01/21/13 10:21 AM Re: One night at the bar ... [Re: RedToo]
finlander Offline

Registered: 09/02/08
Posts: 195
Loc: Oulu town, USA
Thanks, my mother was from Wales. I sent this joke to my sister. She lives near London, I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

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